90 (Way) Past Movie Reviews in 10 words or less. 1/9

I have a serious backlog of movie titles that I have been meaning to review for over a year now.   Let's be honest, I am never going to go back and write full reviews on all of these films.  So here is what I remember about them all in 10 words or less. 

For your drive-by pleasure and in no particular order:

Pirate Radio  Illegal broadcast goes to sea.  Kid loses virginity on boat.
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Kick Ass   Dorky kids fight crime and end up killing people.
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Get Low  Premiered at SXSW; I saw Robert Duval.  True Story.
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Knight and Day  Cruise has a secret identity.  Diaz has a secret identity.
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The Fantastic Mr. Fox  Animation hurt my eyes.  George Clooney is a fox.
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The Expendables   Damn, those dudes are old....and awesome.
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The Other Guys  Dumb movie about being dumb cops.  Ferrell and Wahlberg.
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Made in Dagenham  English girl fighting for equal pay.  Girl Power.
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All Good Things  Gosling and Witherspoon defy daddy.
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Machete  Trejo is a badass and gets all the badass babes.
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